Fuck Eddie Van Halen. I can’t wait not to give him my money on this farce of a reunion tour. First, estranged bassist Michael Anthony was photoshopped out of classic Van Halen album covers on the official Van Halen website (even though the band plans to use Anthony’s pre-recorded back-up vocals on tour). And now Idolator has received a tip that during the closing credits of the new film, Superbad, which features Van Halen’s “Panama”, the songwriting credits have been changed from Eddie Van Halen, Alex Van Halen, Michael Anthony, and David Lee Roth to exclude Michael Anthony. That is such a low blow. What could the guy have possibly done? So he sells hot sauce. There are worse offenses. The common denominator in almost every in-band fight over the years has been Eddie Van Halen. And his self-righteous bullshit is cheating fans out of a real reunion.