Eddie Van-Halen’s revisionist history

Posted August 14th, 2007 by Eric Greenwood · 1 Comment

Yeah, yeah, Van-Halen is touring with David Lee Roth for the first time in two decades and then some. And it’s going to suck big time. Who the ass wants to see that geriatric nightmare? But that’s not the point. Head on over to Van-Halen’s tour page on its website and mouse over Van-Halen’s first record. What do you notice? That’s right, original bassist Michael Anthony has been unceremoniously photo-shopped off the album cover and replaced with Eddie’s son Wolfgang. What kind of fucked-up, revisionist nonsense is that? Man, Eddie must be an even bigger prick than I had imagined. What a petty cock. It’s embarrassing enough that he has the gall to replace a founding member of Van-Halen with his teenage kid and still call it a reunion. It’s not a reunion; it’s a fucking joke.

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  • 1 Michael Anthony is way classier than Eddie Van-Halen // Aug 23, 2007 at 4:18 pm

    […] weeks of silence, as Eddie Van-Halen has literally tried to remove his very existence from every facet of Van-Halen’s illustrious history, bassist Michael Anthony has finally […]