Elvis’ Bible Meets Reserve at Auction, Soiled Undergarments Do Not

Posted September 10th, 2012 by Eric Greenwood · No Comments

Locks of hair, maybe. At least you could clone Elvis with those. But his Bible? Some schmo paid $94,000 for Elvis’ favorite book. This Bible was given to the King back in 1957 and contains personal annotations and notes. My mind races thinking about what might have moved him to put his pen to the margins of his beloved Bible. Recipes for fried peanut butter and honey? Where to store the glitter belts? The lyrics to “Hound Dog?” Guesses as to how many animals were on the Ark? If the winner of said auction has as much funny bone as he does money, he will reproduce these somewhere.

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