Perez vs. Lily

Posted February 17th, 2009 by Eric Greenwood · 1 Comment

Celebrity fighting has infiltrated the micro-blogosphere. Gasp! A Twitter war broke out yesterday between fat, talentless gossip hag Perez Hilton and mouthy British pop singer Lily Allen, who’s newest record hit stores last week. I suppose my bias is transparent. Poor miss Allen was reduced to trading barbs with Hilton, having had her goat gotten with a few pointed tweets. Allen hastily made way to the nearest computer device to block Hilton from further retort but not before she lambasted Hilton as a “bitter lonely old queen.” Thousands of Allen’s followers breathed a sigh of relief that that “little parasite” wouldn’t be interrupting their idol’s insightful, real-time chronicle of her superior work as a wearer of dresses, a drinker of drinks, and a singer of songs. Oxford comma, bitches. [via KFL]

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  • 1 K // Feb 17, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    As often happens with twitter, I only saw the Lily side of the war since I don’t follow Perez and couldn’t be arsed to view his twitter page to find out what the hell was going on. It was a bit odd. Glad it is over. She’s on Ellen today, I think.