I know being crazy hot tends to give a girl a distorted sense of self, but thinking you can sing and thinking you can pull off a Jeff Buckley cover are two wildly different things. Stereogum’s got a stream of Scarlett Johansson’s poor attempt at Jeff Buckley’s “Last Goodbye”, and it’s, well…oh, it’s beyond awful. I will admit the accompanying picture in Stereogum’s post almost fooled me into thinking it could, maybe, possibly, if you squint, sort of be good, so you may have to close your eyes to experience the true awfulness. I could stomach her Tom Waits covers record because the production was crazy and, let’s be honest, she didn’t have to come close to singing like Jeff Buckley. Look, Johansson has a semi-decent voice. It’s not great, but it’s passable, especially when drowning in a swirl of gauzy effects. But this song is unlistenable, particularly if you have even an ounce of reverence for the late Jeff Buckley. And to poor salt in an open wound, the cover is featured on the soundtrack to the much-delayed Jennifer Aniston vehicle, He’s Just Not That Into You. Horribleness abounds.