Nickelback has been a punching bag for anyone with ears for years, but for some inexplicable reason Chris Martin of Coldplay has decided to side with the insipid Canadian quartet, saying, “They take a lot of flack from people who have never done fuck all in their life. I think they’re great. That’s my final word.” I’m not sure how that logic works, but your credibility just went out the window, buddy. Oh, and your final word is obviously shite. You have your opinion and all that good stuff, but the suck factor inherent to Nickelback is not on the table for discussion. It just isn’t. Next you’re gonna tell me Live rocks, right? Jesus.