For the ever-dwindling loyalists who still haven’t given up on ole Fat Bob, here’s at least one train-wreck you don’t have to worry about anymore: Surgically enhanced, professional lip-syncher Ashley Simpson has publicly denied that there was any truth to a collaboration with The Cure’s Robert Smith:
“That was never true. I was like, â€˜Oh my God, that is so not true and so embarrassing.â€™ I am a huge fan, but would never expect to write with Robert Smith from the Cure. I mean, that would be a dream, but nothing that I would ever say. I was dying when I read that. I was like, â€˜No! Heâ€™s gonna think Iâ€™m crazy.â€™â€
Wow. Even Robert Smith didn’t deny it that hard.