Billy Corgan personally asked Paris Hilton to be photographed for his band’s “reunion” album, Zeitgeist. Her herpetic visage also adorns the UK version of the “Tarantula” single. If you happen to touch it, be sure to have some salve on hand. And more importantly, why on earth would Billy Corgan do this? Laughable grab for tabloid relevance? Irony? He thinks she’s hot? Maybe, it’s to symbolize the crass cash cow the whole reunion farce represents? Who the eff knows? Any way you look at it, it’s cheesy as hell.