Death-defying Rolling Stones guitarist, Keith Richards has admitted to NME that in 2002 “I snorted my father. He was cremated, and I couldnâ€™t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldnâ€™t have cared,â€ he said, adding that â€œit went down pretty well, and Iâ€™m still alive.” Of course, you’re still alive. Nothing can kill you. You’re still doing coke in your 60’s, for fuck’s sake.
Alas, even Richards isn’t under the impression that he will live forever: “Iâ€™ve no pretensions about immortality,â€ he added. â€œIâ€™m the same as everyone … just kind of lucky. I was No. 1 on the â€˜whoâ€™s likely to dieâ€™ list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list.â€ Who wouldn’t have been?